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Mean Machine

R

2001

99 minutes

ComedyDrama

Overview

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Top Cast

Vinnie Jones headshot

Vinnie Jones

Danny Meehan

David Kelly headshot

David Kelly

Doc

David Hemmings headshot

David Hemmings

Governor

Ralph Brown headshot

Ralph Brown

Burton

Vas Blackwood headshot

Vas Blackwood

Massive

Robbie Gee headshot

Robbie Gee

Trojan

Geoff Bell headshot

Geoff Bell

Ratchett

John Forgeham headshot

John Forgeham

Sykes

Sally Phillips headshot

Sally Phillips

Tracey

Danny Dyer headshot

Danny Dyer

Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng headshot

Jason Flemyng

Bob Likely

Jason Statham headshot

Jason Statham

Monk

Martin Wimbush headshot

Martin Wimbush

Z

David Reid headshot

David Reid

Barman

David Cropman headshot

David Cropman

Second Barman

Tim Perrin headshot

Tim Perrin

Policeman

Paul Mari headshot

Paul Mari

Policeman

Nicholas Moss headshot

Nicholas Moss

Hayter

Stephen Walters headshot

Stephen Walters

Nitro

Andrew Grainger headshot

Andrew Grainger

Ketch

Jamie Sives headshot

Jamie Sives

Chiv

Adam Fogerty headshot

Adam Fogerty

Mouse

Rocky Marshall headshot

Rocky Marshall

Cigs

Elwin 'Chopper' David headshot

Elwin 'Chopper' David

Jerome McFife

Omid Djalili headshot

Omid Djalili

Raj