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Top Cast

Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett

Mila Kunis
Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)

Joel McHale
Rex

Giovanni Ribisi
Donny

Patrick Warburton
Guy

Matt Walsh
Thomas

Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks
Robert

Bill Smitrovich
Frank

Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones
Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt

Bretton Manley
Young John

Ralph Garman
John's Dad

Alex Borstein
John's Mom

John Viener
Alix

Laura Vandervoort
Tanya

Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga
Gina

Jessica Stroup
Tracy

Melissa Ordway
Michelle

Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid

Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice

T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2

Owen Clarke
Kid #3

Kristina Ellery
Heavenly

Katelyn Lorren
Cherene

Chanty Sok
Angelique

Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc

Cassie Djerf
Waitress

Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1

Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2

Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1

Chris Cox
Guy #2

Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party

Colton Shires
Teenage John

Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker

Heajee Kim
Club Girl

Lydia Hannibal
Ellen

Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein
Stagehand

Danny Smith
Waiter

Mike Nikitas
Newscaster

Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster

Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster

Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband

Chris Everett
Wife

Tara Strong
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ted Danson
Ted Danson (uncredited)

Ryan Reynolds
Jared (uncredited)

Olivia Jordan
Party Guest (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron (uncredited)

Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee (uncredited)

John Franchi
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

Ronald Boone
Liberty Mechanic (uncredited)