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Metropolitan Monologues

2000

45 minutes

Comedy

Overview

The New York City summer is fueled by the sultry emanations of hot air that tumble off the tongues of potential thespians as they attempt to decipher the gastric guesswork embedded in the prose of the pre-production process. The video camera flits across the boroughs of NYC in a splash-dash sojourn of sumptuous banquets and bohemian bombast, while the down-to-earth wisdom of the seeing impaired helps to guide the protagonist into detours of wisdom befitting his putrid project. A theatrical play incubates in the balding head of the videomaker and as its presence makes itself felt among the various victims of his vision, we share with them the horror of advancing age and the descriptive diatribes toward the destiny of the decrepit damned.

Top Cast

George Kuchar headshot

George Kuchar

Himself

Stella Kuchar headshot

Stella Kuchar

Herself

Sarah Jacobson headshot

Sarah Jacobson

Herself

Philly Abe headshot

Philly Abe

Herself

Robert Flanagan headshot

Robert Flanagan

self

Suzan Al-Doghachi headshot

Suzan Al-Doghachi

Self

Yolanda Bako headshot

Yolanda Bako

Herself

Floraine Connors headshot

Floraine Connors

Self

Marc Coppola headshot

Marc Coppola

Self

Rudolph Grey headshot

Rudolph Grey

Self

John A. Keel headshot

John A. Keel

Self

Saeri Kiritani headshot

Saeri Kiritani

self

Larry Leibowitz headshot

Larry Leibowitz

Self

Maura Nolan headshot

Maura Nolan

Self

James Oseland headshot

James Oseland

Self

Elizabeth Seton headshot

Elizabeth Seton

Self