Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa
2010
91 minutes
Overview
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
Top Cast
Leon Schuster
Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various
Alfred Ntombela
Alf (Shorty)
Sean Higgs
Heinz
Brent Palmer
Zach
Tanit Phoenix
Sexy Nurse
Matthew Dylan Roberts
Jean Pierre
Siobhan Hodgson
Maggie
Emily Child
Marge
Karl Jansen
Yoti
Maria Velanac
Yugi
Brent Palmer
Zach
Helen Li
Chow Fang
Guilherme escobar
Jose
Mehboob Bawa
Rajin
Shirley Nixon
Melon lady
Ronald France
Melon man
Chris April
Spaza owner
Elton Jansen
Singing beggar
Marilyn Persson
Sister Naude
Alistair Davis
Airbag guy
Sarah-Kate Seaward
House owner
Paddy Cavanagh
Old lady in car park
Oliver Bailey
Spaza shop thief
Gray Hofmeyr
BEE guy
Sarah Muhoho
Woman in labour
Sean Redpath
Italian holiday maker
Duncan Wheatley
Vuvuzela guy
Alan Boesak
Self
Rob van Vuuren
Self
Helen Zille
Self
Peter de Villiers
Self