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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

R

2025

113 minutes

DramaThriller

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Top Cast

Rose Byrne headshot

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien headshot

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

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A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald headshot

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn headshot

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein headshot

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk headshot

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg headshot

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan headshot

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Eva Kornet headshot

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty headshot

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong headshot

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri headshot

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais headshot

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein headshot

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Lark White headshot

Lark White

Vanessa

Christian Slater headshot

Christian Slater

Father

Laurence Blum headshot

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Amy Judd Lieberman headshot

Amy Judd Lieberman

Melanie

Char Sidney headshot

Char Sidney

Nurse

Jodi Michelle Pynn headshot

Jodi Michelle Pynn

Nurse